Flying Vet Maurice Kirk has been grounded again by the red dragons of justice in Cardiff.
In court yesterday there was an alleged sighting of a levitating case file headed for the judicial bench but of course poor visibility at the time means that the particular circumstances are disputed.
As usual the judicial red dragon’s fire was stoked up and he was soon uttering the dreaded contempt of court fumings from every orifice.
Maurice was sent back once again to Cardiff Prison for 28 days.
He must be careful though because contempt for the high and mighty of the British judicial system is not for the feint hearted. When Maurice is released he is liable to be brought back before the fiery beast to show how he has purged his misbehaviour and demonstrate how he humbly accepts the majesty of the court.
This might be too much to ask on the basis of previous history – see Maurice Kirk Flying Vet’s own blog and interview here
Shall local Jersey Courts be similarly tested by our own enfant terrible soon?
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2 comments:
"Shall local Jersey Courts be similarly tested by our own enfant terrible soon?"
God I hope so....
Mr. Kirk - Guernsey's version of our Stuart? Both headed for the same place in history?
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